Hey baby. Are you ready for some dirty phone talk? I’m not talking about the vanilla things your prude wife does with you. When you think of the word dirty, I want you to think of these words: taboo, twisted, obscene, extreme. You know what I’m talking about, baby! I want to talk about the things that would make even the nastiest sailor fucking blush. The things that are in the deepest, darkest parts of your filthy mind. You probably think it’s something that would shock me, but trust me – that won’t be easy. I have heard a lot of things and I’ve done more than hear some of them. Some things I’ve actually done.
Normally I might tell you the dirty things I’ve done, but I’m going to make you wait this time. It’ll be more fun if you hear it come out of my mouth versus reading it. Plus, I want to hear you gasp when I tell you what a bad girl I am. So if you are in the mood for something that would make a church lady faint right in her pew, pick up your phone and give me a call for some twisted phone fantasies.
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