Sometimes I wake up from a high and I have no idea what kind of hell I got into the night before!
But I really need to start being more careful! This morning I woke up in a strangers bed with a strap on covered in peanut butter and a man and his furry friend passed out next to me!
His balls were covered in peanut butter and his greasy ass hole was still oozing cum!
Fido, apparently satisfied, was enjoying the feel of his own tongue as he licked his drained balls!
Just then fido hopped up and started burying his nose in my clit, licking it as if he was an ex fuck buddy and then suddenly, bits and pieces started coming back to me!
Oh yes! It started out as a little dirty phone talk with a customer and next thing I know, he is smearing peanut butter on my clit while his mutt licked my pussy clean!
I remember that It felt so good and I was so fucking wet so I smeared it on his balls and ass and watched as mans best fried really was mans best friend!
Feeling a little left out, I strapped on a long hard cock of my own and pushed his ankles to his ears while I fucked his greasy ass until it gapped!
The four legged fuck monster was pounding his red rocket in my ass and we had our selves a mini anal fuck train!
But Fido must have followed up the caboose and filled his ass with all that mongrel spunk!
That is the best thing about dirty talking women like me!
It’s not just talk!