Dirty talking women are the only ones you want to phone fuck. Trust me. Vanilla girls are boring. I am a dirty mom. I am a far cry from vanilla. I can act respectable when I need to, but I rarely need too. Most men don’t want respectable. Last night, I attended a school function with my boys. It was this summer thing they do to give the pupils a chance to meet their teachers for the upcoming year. The parents get to meet them too. It’s an open house sort of thing. I tried to dress like a proper mom, but I have big tits so I can’t really hide them. My middle son’s home room teacher was fucking hot. Young guy, fresh out of college. He had milf fever because I got all the attention from him. My son was telling me I should tell him I am a phone sex MILF so he would call me. I didn’t want to talk to him. I wanted to fuck him. A 23 year old guy can fuck a forty something woman like a rabbit. I flirted. He flirted back. I told him how to find me on Facebook. We weren’t to the next classroom yet when he sent me an FB request and an IM with a picture of his cock and his phone number. He must have gone straight to the bathroom because the shirt showing in the dick picture was the one he was wearing. My son encouraged me to send him a naked picture too. I have sent so many pictures to my son, so I had a shit ton on my phone. He just about died when he saw my bald beaver. It was all I could do to get out of that open house so I could get home, freshen up and go meet a 23 year old to fuck his brains out. He fucked me just how I expected and just how I wanted.
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Dirty Talking Women are Cum Whores
Dirty talking women are the best women. I may look like a typical soccer mom, but I am a nasty woman. I love cum. I could drink a vat of jizz a day. I discovered my love for cum when my son had his football team over one night after a game to chill. It was me and about 25 high school athletes. I was drunk and high that night. I saw those boys and the porn music went off in my head. I was already fucking my son. I was pretty sure he had bragged about banging his mommy to his friends. They sure seemed to be flirting extra hard with me that night. I was in the kitchen pouring a glass of wine when one boy came in for some ice tea. We were doing a lot of double entendre talk about tea bags. My head was swirling. I can’t be good around that many young studs. I unzipped his pants and blew his dick. My son and a few of the other boys busted me getting tea bagged by the quarterback on the kitchen island. They wanted in on the MILF action. How could I say no to those boys? Teen boys have cocks perfectly designed for MILF pussy. I mean they are hard as rocks with balls full of cum. They can fuck for hours and cum again and again and again. That night was my first gang bang. It was also my first circle jerk. I got coated in so much cum I looked like a porn star in one of those bukkake films. Never had I tasted so much cum before. A jizz junkie was born that night. I always swallowed, but since then I beg to take large multiple loads to my face and tits. I wear cum well. This phone sex MILF will always be a cum whore.
Dirty Talking Women Make the Best Mommies
Do you like dirty talking women? My sons sure do. In fact the fouler my mouth is the harder their little dicks become. They are especially fond of me saying words like cunt, snatch, twat and jizz. They say when I talk really dirty, it is like their mommy is a porn star. I have always cussed and talked graphically about what I want my boys to do to me. Even if it didn’t turn them on to hear things like “Fuck mommy’s twat you mother fuckers,” I would still do it because it turns me on. I love hearing words that polite society deems unacceptable or even derogatory. A dirty mind is a wonderful thing. I do more than dirty talk with my boys. I dirty fuck too. I tell them to fuck mommy’s asshole then tell them to let me suck the ass juice off their hairless young cocks. I tell them to call me a whore. I beg them to cum on mommy’s big fake tits and up my shaved snatch. The dirtier I talk, the harder they fuck. And the harder they fuck, the wetter I get. Can you imagine how different your life would be if you had a dirty talking mommy like my boys?
Dirty Talking Women are Great Mommies
Dirty talking women give the best phone sex. I know I do. I am an anal sex mommy. Fuck. I am just a dirty mommy. I love being the kind of mommy who never says no to her horny offspring. Boys need a mommy who fucks them; especially when they are at a certain age. Young school boys have so much pent up energy. I don’t believe in things like ADHD and hyperactivity in small boys. I think all they need is a good fucking several times a day. Think about it. How much better at school would you have been if one of the teachers was blowing you mid way through your day? Or if your mother sent you off to school with a blowjob and Wheaties? It is a proven correlation that men who have more orgasms are more successful in life. They are also less violent and angry. I feel it is my duty as a mother to make sure my 3 boys do the best that they can in school as well as be happy well adjusted boys. I am a P mommy, but trust me, my boys are very grateful. Last week my son had several boys over to study for a big math test. Now I suck at math so I couldn’t help there. But what I could do, was drain their balls often so they could focus on learning and retain more knowledge. This was a major exam, so blowing their little cocks was not ball draining enough. I let them all train my ass. I was an anal gang bang mommy to my son and 6 of his friends. A mature woman’s ass drains boy cocks completely. All the young guys want the booty. I gave my son and his friends some MILF and cookies. They all aced their math test. Now the rumor is out that if you want to do well on a test, get your nuts drained by Mrs. Robinson.
My silent Assistant
Looking at me, you probably wouldn’t think that this simple single mommy loves to talk dirty on the phone! Well maybe you can and I don’t give a fuck. I love to fuck and getting paid to fuck is so amazing! Laying on my king size bed all day long. Toys all around me and lube close by. I am always ready for a naughty boy to who wants to be punished by his mean mommy. When those phones don’t ring, my own son likes to play too. He loves to forced to lick my pussy as I talk dirty! I can talk dirty for hours just sitting on my boys face letting him lick my pussy till he gets lock jaw! HAHA I am such a naughty Mommy, I just can’t help myself! I am always so horny! I always want to have a nice big thick cock inside of me! My boy’s cock, well it isn’t very good but it does feel so good when he rubs his little dick against my clit! My boy knows how much I like to cum and he loves to make his mommy cum so hard! He is my perfect little assistant when I have my dirty talking sessions! He does anything and everything for his mommy. When that phone rings he is silent! But he is there, sucking on my titties, rubbing his tiny cock and licking my pussy. He is the best!