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Dirty talking women think pumpkins are sexy! I will be honest with you. I didn’t really think they were sexy at all until a Halloween party many years ago. My boys were super young at the time, so Halloween was a big deal to them. It still is because they love candy. They want to dress up and go trick or treating. Anyway, several years ago, I took them to this house party. It was a bunch of neighborhood families celebrating Halloween. Costumes, pumpkin carving and games. It was super fun. We were there for hours and drinking too. As the night progressed, I got drunk. So did other mommies. We were a bunch of dirty talking women carving pumpkins. One of the wives started carving cocks and tits into the pumpkins. I couldn’t believe it. It was like a work of art. She carved a great cock into the pumpkin. I decided to try to see what I could do. I was drunk enough that my inhibitions were gone. I carved a pussy into the pumpkin. I made a hole and drew some pubes on the side and even gave the back of the pumpkin an asshole. We set our pumpkins next to each other. The boys came out and started checking out the pumpkins. All the boys were looking at our sexy pumpkins. My sons have no sensor. They are used to being at home with their dirty mommy and fucking. All the boys had been drinking spiked punch, so it was not only my sons who were getting rowdy. Pants fell down and the boys started fucking the pumpkins. They clearly thought the pumpkins were sexy. Very sexy. I was looking around to make sure no one was appalled. I mean it was not just my two boys humping those pumpkins. Boys started filling them with their boy seed. Now, me and my dirty talking women friends were at attention. Pumpkin spice jizz is a dirty mommy’s favorite flavor always. That Halloween came and went, but now me and my boys have a tradition. We carve dirty pumpkins. I watch them fuck those pumpkins eagerly awaiting my pumpkin spiced boy jizz.

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